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Friday, August 19, 2011

Wishing Luck

Congregation,

I consider myself to be one of the greatest fantasy football players of all time. All you fellow fantasy all-stars, I wish you luck.

Pre "The" Season Action


Mike Vick fucked up last night. This is obviously according to my prediction. All the media needs to chill there nuts on this Vick character, he is severely "cised."
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FUCK THE MEDIA
I'm sorry but one good game last season against the Redskin's doesn't make him better than Manning, Brady, Rodgers, Schaub, etc.

Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Washington Redskins

I do this football thing, but honestly i really do live the Skins. Everyone hates the Redskins though. ESPN hates them, all the analyst hate them, and America hates them. Every year we get ridiculed, but us true fans stay positive. This season doesn't change anything because I'm still gonna be super optimistic. First let's run down the Redskins schedule and i'll make my somewhat educated comments.

(for you tards out there when i say "Fed Ex" that means the Skins are at home)

Week 1
Giants at Fed Ex
- I honestly believe the Skins will kick ass this game. Going by how good the Skins history is with home openers in recent years, plus what do the Giant's have that is so spectacular?
Week 2
Cardinals at Fed Ex
- This game should be close, way close but I'm gonna give it to the Skins with home field advantage.
Week 3
Skins at Dallas
- Fuck them Cowboys but I'll give them the win at home :(
Week 4
Skins at St. Louis
- Fuck this game because I really do like Bradford. In this case I'm gonna give the Ram's this win.
Week 5
SUCKY ASS MOTHER FUCKING EARLY BYE WEEK
Week 6
Eagles at Fed Ex
- Eagles win :(
Week 7
Skins at Carolina
- I do not like what Carolina is doing. Skins win this
Week 8
Skins at Buffalo
- This season I am making this statement, the Bills are some trashy shit. Redskins win
Week 9
49ers at Fed Ex
- Skins BLOWOUT San Fran
Week 10
Skins at Miami
- I don't even think Miami has a QB, so imma go with the Skins in this one :/
Week 11
Cowboys at Fed Ex
- I got the Boy's winning :( but who knows
Week 12
Skins at Seattle
- Skins win
Week 13
Jets at Fed Ex
- I really don't like the Jets and Rex, but they should beat the Skins
Week 14
Patriots at Fed Ex
- No comments ha, Pats win this one
Week 15
Skins at NYG
- I have the Redskins winning this game
Week 16
Vikings at Fed Ex
- McNabb sucks, Redskins blow out the purple shits
Week 17
Skins at Philly
- Sadly i believe the Eagles will win this game

I gave them 9 wins which is a lot but realistically, I can see the skins winning 7 which is better than last year and it also means bye bye Andrew Luck.
So Fuck You Haters
The skins are not bad, they are at least average :)


Monday, August 8, 2011

Super Bowl 46

This NFL season is underway with the first pre-season game happening this Thursday. I feel a stiffy coming on, but my Redskins are poised to do some shit, and in reality it is really hard to defend them. I will say that I do agree with the statement "Every Given Sunday,' so i will leave that thought; slight optimism for the Skins.

Let's get down to predictions, which is what this site is all about. My prediction for this years Super Bowl teams are the (repeating) Green Bay Packers from the NFC and the New England Patriots from the AFC.

Let me say this, I don't think much of the Eagles dream team. We can all see the same shit happening tom them that happened to the Heat's so called dream team.

Back to the Bowl.

The Patriots shall win this Super Bowl. I even see the dynasty returning in the foreseeable future.




Tuesday, August 2, 2011

2011 - 2012 Season (Division Prediction)

Mother Fuckin' football is back after the lockout. YAY. I have been gone for a while but lets get right into predictions. Today's post will stress my beliefs on the rankings in every division at the end of the regular season. Later this week I will make my Super Bowl prediction.

AFC North
1. Baltimore Ravens
2. Pittsburgh Steelers
3. Cleveland Browns
4. Cincinnati Bengals

AFC South
1. Houston Texans
2. Indianapolis Colts
3. Tennessee Titans
4. Jacksonville Jaguars

AFC East
1. New England Patriots
2. New York Jets
3. Miami Dolphins
4. Buffalo Bills

AFC West
1. San Diego Chargers
2. Kansas City Chiefs
3. Denver Broncos
4. Oakland Raiders

NFC North
1. Green Bay Packers
2. Detroit Lions
3. Minnesota Vikings
4. Chicago Bears

NFC South
1. Atlanta Falcons
2. New Orleans Saints
3. Tampa Bay Buccaneers
4. Carolina Panthers

NFC East
1. Philadelphia Eagles
2. New York Giants
3. Washington Redskins
4. Dallas Cowboys

NFC West
1. San Fransisco 49ers
2. St.Louis Rams
3. Arizona Cardinals
4. Seattle Seahawks