Week 8

Halloween Week 8. boy it really is going to be scary

Week 7

Washington Redskins @ Detroit Lions

My man Donovan McNabb will get his break on an awful defense. Ryan Torain will be rushing against one of the leagues worst run defenses. My theory is Matt Stafford is bad for the Lions by reason they will be losing the chemistry that Shaun Hill had with the team. The Redskins come looking for revenge on the Lion's from last years embarrassing loss to break Detroit's 19 game losing streak. The Redskin's also come in with defensive confidence off last weeks win over the bears and Hall's record setting 4 interceptions. The Redskins will blow out the Lion's and look for Brian Orakpo to come up huge possibly padding his sack stats.
Pittsburgh Steelers @ New Orleans Saints

The Steeler's are arguably the best team in the league. Ben Roethlisberger has the hot hand returning recently from his sexual suspension (which he deserved). The Saint's though are struggling from the Super Bowl hangover and quite frankly I don't even see them making the wild card. Last week's horrifying loss to the Brown's last week will still linger over the Saint's this Halloween night; they will have wished they stayed home and handed out candy to the little boys and girls trick 'r treating. We know Big Ben would like to do that, for odd reasons, but don't fret Steeler's fans, he will be just fine in his win over former Super Bowl champs.

Houston Texans @ Indianapolis Colts

This game is going to be awesome, period the end(LOL). The week one's astonishing colts loss will be redeemed in this game. Let me explain, Peyton Manning. After that Sunday Night win over Washington, Peyton has momentum and swag. What I'm trying to say is don't fuck wit 'em. The Texan's defense will not be able to stop the Colts, especially in Indy.

Rest of weeks predictions below, winning team larger and bolder

Buffalo Bills (0-6) @ Kansas City Chiefs (4-2)
Washington Redskins (4-3) @ Detroit Lions (1-5)
Miami Dolphins (3-3) @ Cincinnati Bengals (2-4)
Denver Broncos (2-5) @ San Francisco 49ers (1-6)
Green Bay Packers (4-3) @ New York Jets (5-1)
Carolina Panthers (1-5) @ St. Louis Rams (3-4)
Jacksonville Jaguars (3-4) @ Dallas Cowboys (1-5)
Tennessee Titans (5-2) @ San Diego Chargers-(2-5)
Tampa Bay Buccaneers (4-2) @ Arizona Cardinals (3-3)
Seattle Seahawks (4-2) @ Oakland Raiders (3-4)
Minnesota Vikings (2-4) @ New England Patriots (5-1)
Pittsburgh Steelers (5-1) @New Orleans Saints (4-3)
Houston Texans (4-2) @ Indianapolis Colts (4-2)

Week 7 Analysis

Week 7 Analysis
That Revis Island was shut down this week because of the bye and injury but if you didn't hear Deangelo's Hall is open for business. Hall had a whopping four interceptions on Jay Cutler in the Redskins bout with the Bears; Redskin's victorious. Speaking of injury, two huge players got hurt in week 7. Brett Favre fractured his ankle and may end his streak of consecutive games started. SIKE. Brett Favre will find a way to play and entertain in week 8, wait, I don't know about the entertaining part. Along with Brett the struggling Cowboys (1-5) lost their starting QB Tony Romo this week. What does this mean you may ask. Well, nothing because the Cowboy's sucked with him in anyway. Now I see no future wins for the Cowboy's with John Kitna at the wheel for Dallas. Hmmm..... any more news from week 7. Well my prediction were relatively good with me coming in with a record of 10 - 6. Not many upsets except for that Raiders game of course. I had a gut feeling they would beat Denver but I didn't want to take the chance, now I regret doing that. The Raider's crush but don't look forward into the Raider's though. Jason Campbell is too bad to make a statement in any professional team. Anyhow, the Dolphin's got robbed of a win. The officials called it right though because after viewing the replay there really is no clear view of the Dolphin's picking it up, it was just inferred after a called touchdown. Fucking ref's in the hacks that are really not there. The Bear's are losing stock and the Redskin's are gaining as long as their defense keeps getting them turnovers. How about Buffalo? I do see a win coming soon just don't know when. They should have beat the Raven's but they didn't so. LOL. Check back this week for upcoming NFL info. Week 8 picks will be out Friday with in depth previews. It's Halloween Football Sunday (HFS) Go Skins'

Player's of the Week

• DeAngelo Hall, WAS, Jay's number one target
• Ryan Fitzpatrick, BUF, LOL Bills and offense can go in the same sentence for once
• Darren McFadden, OAK, woah... this guy is the up and coming

Bust of the Week

• Denver Broncos, DEN, are they supposed to be in the NFL?
  

Week 7 b

Buckle up mofo's it's week 7.

Washington Redskins @ Chicago Bears
I have always been on the Redskins band wagon and I suggest all of you that are not should hop. I can explain to you as well to hop off the Bears nuts. The bears are rubish and did not complete their lift off. There is little explanation around to show why the bears are 4-2, we just live on facing the facts that they are. How can the bears allow 27 sacks? How can any team above .500 allow 27 sacks and phiscally and literally be over .500. It's astonishing if you ask me, so I say fuck the bears. I'm more of a Redskins Kinda guy. I say the Skins win big in this one.New York Giants @ Dallas Cowboys
All my fellow win picker's (not spread pickers) when will you stop trolling us all bye picking "America's Team" to win all their bouts. They are 1-4 and don't show any reason to be 2-4 come Tuesday. The Giants on the other hand have their swag on and are killing foolish teams week to week. It would be ideal from a skin's fan point of view for them both to lose (physically impossible) or tie. Though I feel that the Giants will win in a close good game.

New England Patriots @ San Diego Chargers
Speaking of band wagon's, the Patriots one is a good one to get on. Bill Belichick touches something and it turns to gold. This Patriots team might be young but I seem them being possible Super Bowl contenders in the AFC. The Chargers on the other hand have the worst special teams in history. They may lead the league in many categories, but their record shows nothing. I believe the Patriots will win this one in a solid match up.


Rest of weeks predictions below, winning team larger and bolder

Cleveland Browns (1-5) @ New Orleans Saints (4-2)
Jacksonville Jaguars (3-3) @ Kansas City Chiefs (3-2)
Philadelphia Eagles (4-2) @ Tennessee Titans (4-2)
Buffalo Bills (0-5) @ Baltimore Ravens (4-2)
Cincinnati Bengals (2-3) @ Atlanta Falcons (4-2)
Washington Redskins (3-3) @ Chicago Bears (4-2)
Pittsburgh Steelers (4-1) @ Miami Dolphins (3-2)
St. Louis Rams (3-3) @ Tampa Bay Buccaneers (3-2)
San Francisco 49ers (1-5) @ Carolina Panthers (0-5)
Arizona Cardinals (3-2) @ Seattle Seahawks (3-2)
Oakland Raiders (2-4) @ Denver Broncos (2-4)
New England Patriots (4-1) @ San Diego Chargers (2-4)
Minnesota Vikings (2-3) @ Green Bay Packers (3-3)
New York Giants (4-2) @ Dallas Cowboys (1-4)

Week 7

Don't have much time but I will be back tomorrow for more in depth week reviews.

The picks.

weeks predictions below, winning team larger and bolder

Cleveland Browns (1-5) @ New Orleans Saints (4-2)
Jacksonville Jaguars (3-3) @ Kansas City Chiefs (3-2)
Philadelphia Eagles (4-2) @ Tennessee Titans (4-2)
Buffalo Bills (0-5) @ Baltimore Ravens (4-2)
Cincinnati Bengals (2-3) @ Atlanta Falcons (4-2)
Washington Redskins (3-3) @ Chicago Bears (4-2)
Pittsburgh Steelers (4-1) @ Miami Dolphins (3-2)
St. Louis Rams (3-3) @ Tampa Bay Buccaneers (3-2)
San Francisco 49ers (1-5) @ Carolina Panthers (0-5)
Arizona Cardinals (3-2) @ Seattle Seahawks (3-2)
Oakland Raiders (2-4) @ Denver Broncos (2-4)
New England Patriots (4-1) @ San Diego Chargers (2-4)
Minnesota Vikings (2-3) @ Green Bay Packers (3-3)
New York Giants (4-2) @ Dallas Cowboys (1-4)

AP vs. CJ2K?

The Verdict
Well, as an interlude between week 6 and 7 I thought I would throw out a common argument. The argument being Adrian Peterson versus Chris Johnson, who is better? Well, I come to you live with a clear and cut answer of Adrian Peterson. I know all you folks at home are like "but CJ ran for 2000 yards last season." I say, "Well fuck him, he is not on pace for that this season." Listen folks, Adrian Peterson has already had a bye this season and has almost as many yards as CJ. "But DFK AP fumbles" (an example of argument against my opinion). My answer is "That's so last year, when he was immature, hes better than that now." Case proven already without stats, AP is better. Don't get me wrong though, CJ2K is decent. To me though average yards per carry is the most important half back statistic. CJ averages 4.4 and AP averages 4.9 yards. There is statistical proof (LOL). Fuck it though, Arian Foster averages 5.5 yards a carrier. My answer to this is " He is too n00b to be qualified in the elite category." Most important, other than the yards per carry, is that AP has been father in the playoffs than CJ. In conclusion, AP is a better half back than CJ. Enjoy the new page background. Stay tuned for my awesome picks.

Week 6 Analysis

Analysis
Exciting but bull shit week. The betters must be hating this shit season because they can't pick shit. Today I'm going to keep it short. Brief topic for today is , head to head, this is bad. Football is a manly sport but some of these players are purposely hitting mofos. This is not good at all but what can you do. You can fine and suspend them but that doesn't mean its not gonna happen. That's all i got to say. How bout them Redskins. They kept up with the Colts and may I say Peyton looked incredible. The Redskins almost pulled it off, but McNabb can't add six inches to his throw and Galloway is to old. Redskins will crush Chicago next week though, don't worry, old Chi town has problems that will be coming out in the near future. The Patriots on the other team look like the best of the rest. Fuck the Jets, Steelers, and Ravens. In this conclusion I woulds aye that Bill Belichick is too good for the NFL. He must go to the intense league, you know, that place, where Anthony Armstrong came from. Oh never mind you probably don't, but hey there is a good fantasy sleeper for you. Check out Lance's cousin. Now, TEAL MONDAY. Damn the Jag's do suck. Don't get within a ten foot pole of them. Anyway, week 6, I picked just average with a record of 8-6. Next week I will try and do better. But, there will be an upset you never seen comin'. Hail to the Skins baby and don't mess with my mans Kerry Collins.

Players of the Week

• Kerry Collins, TEN, Replacing Young and actually looking better, hmmmm future starter? No his bear is gray
  
• Ryan Torain, WAS, Reppin' the Skins' this week and destroying kids in fantasy leagues near you
• Deion Branch & Ben Roethlisberger, NE & PIT, come back kids

Bust of the Week

• Maurice Jones Drew, JAC, you could have played better
  

Week 6

I decided to release the picks early this week. Well because there is nothing left to talk about, just kidding. I feel that Saturday is to late to release picks for Sundays games; everyone else lets them out Thursday. So, in conclusion Friday is good. OH Yeah, new format this week for the picks, thank you Rants and Raves.

Rest of weeks predictions below, winning team larger and bolder

Miami Dolphins (2-2) @ Green Bay Packers (3-2)
San Diego Chargers (2-3) @ St. Louis Rams (2-3)
Baltimore Ravens (4-1) @ New England Patriots (3-1)
Cleveland Browns (1-4) @ Pittsburgh Steelers (3-1)
Kansas City Chiefs (3-1) @ Houston Texans (3-2)
Detroit Lions (1-4) @ New York Giants (3-2)
Atlanta Falcons (4-1) @ Philadelphia Eagles (3-2)
Seattle Seahawks (2-2) @ Chicago Bears (4-1)
New Orleans Saints (3-2) @ Tampa Bay Buccaneers (3-1)
New York Jets (4-1) @ Denver Broncos (2-3)
Oakland Raiders (2-3) @ San Francisco 49ers (0-5)
Dallas Cowboys (1-3) @ Minnesota Vikings (1-3)
Indianapolis Colts (3-2) @ Washington Redskins (3-2)
Tennessee Titans (3-2) @ Jacksonville Jaguars (3-2)

Entertaining Match Ups - Week 6

On Tap This Week
Another plateful of entertaining shit for week 6. As you know this segment will be about the match ups I'm most looking forward too. Buckle up (lol corny) and don't forget about the Redskins.

Indianapolis Colts @ Washington Redskins
You may find me bias for the Redskins, but this is only slightly true. Lets face it though, I'm a fan boy fag, but I can be realistic too. So let me bite the bullet here for once and say that the Redskins will win BIG over the Colts. Let me explain why. The "Dead"skins are 3-2, on top of the NFC East because of their 2-0 record I the division. This means currently the Skins are the bet team in the division. Listen folks, well let me get to my point. The Colts are 0-3 in DC, and about to be 0-4. Peyton is having one of his worst seasons of his incredible career and is being supported by a defense that is just not up to par. Peyton even came out and basically said that the Skins are not gonna be a walk in the park. When the Colt's come marching in to FedEx field, 12th man is going to be loud and intense. Third downs are gonna be killer on Peyton and his constant audible(which the players wont hear over the loudness)offense.

Dallas Cowboys @ Minnesota Vikings
Holy Fuck this is going to be good. Who doesn't like seeing two desperate teams duke it out, when their whole reputation is on the line. Last week I saw flashes of good ion both Dallas and Minnesota but they still ended up losing, and in the end we all know that is what matters. For this battle I'm going to have to take Minnesota. Two reasons; on being Randy Moss who wants to prove him self in Minnesota. Two; I fucking hate Dallas and they look like shit this year at 1-3.

Miami Dolphins @ Green Bay Packers
I don't know about these teams. The Pack are banged up and I don't trust Chad Henne running an offense. This will be an interesting match up, but I still don't know who to predict for the win. This is why you check back Saturday for the full week 6 predictions. Back to this game though; I think the sole factor is if Aaron Rodgers will play. As of right now, it looks like he will. But can he play good enough without Lee and Finley which he lost last week to the Redskin's injury curse?

Week 5 Analysis

Analysis
This week is filled with question marks. Question marks for teams like the New Orleans Saints and the Dallas Cowboys. When I went into this season I had a feeling in my balls that the Cardinals were going to be the worst team in the league. I felt like Larry Fitzgerald needs to get the fuck out of there. After the win over the Saints I still fell this way for Larry but I don't think the Cardinals are the worst. This is obvious to me now, the Saints are not as good as they were last year. The biggest problem for them is not having a running back. I love Ladell Betts but he is no starter. Another big issue with this team is that they lack explosive plays, and they had them last year. The Redskins on the other hand are having some explosive pass plays. There were at least three memorable plays in their OT win over the Pack. Santana Moss, Anthony Armstong, and Chris Cooley. Speaking of the Skins, who knew that by week 5 they would be atop the NFC East nor did anyone know they would be able to beat the Packers or Eagles (and probably the Colts next week). The Redskins are no team to fuck with this year. I'm not saying that we will see them in the Super Bowl, I'm just saying watch out; and maybe we will see them in the Bowl soon, like within Shanahan's five year plan. Moving to the Colts. Dr. Manning looked like shit against the Chiefs. Jojo Addai mixed with Dr. Manning and coach St.Jimmy are not number one in the AFC anymore. There, along with the NFC, has been a change in the tides. They will have to play hard to beat the Skins next Sunday night at FedEx Field. This leads me to my next point. The current power rankings, configured by, yours truly, me.My final topic for this post is the Dallas Cowboys. People say that they are not really a 1-3 team. Then I use this for my explanation.
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The facts are the facts and lets say that right now the Cowboys don't look so hot.

Players of the Week

• Matt Forte, CHI, incredible threat for the Bears. 2 TD's one game = good shit
• Hakeem Nicks, NYG, incredible threat for the Giants. 2 TD's one game = good shit. He really is a dream
• Laron Landry, WAS, don't fuck with this dude, too beast

Busts of the Week

• San Diego's Special Team's, SD, The line is not straight, its fucked up
• Tony Romo, DAL, just killing it for you team, wrong things happening at the wrong times, keep working the fantasy points though
  

NFC up for Grabs - San Fran fo' real?

Your Super Bowl champs the Saints, yeah, they suck. They lost to the terrible Cardinals. Listen up folks, the NFC is fucked up. Who knew that the Redskins would 3-2 with their hard schedule. The upset yesterday to the Pack who apparently according to most was going to be this years NFC champ. Normally there is a 5-0 team in the league at this point, but no, not this year. I would like to see a team within the next month step up and be the team that wins all the time. So far lots of garbage. My picks just getting thrown off all the time( my rant is really all because of this). The real reason while I come to you today is to ask. are the 0-5 San Fransisco 49ers really that bad. My answer is, drum role please, no. They are bad though, don't get me wrong but I feel that they should have beat the eagles at home but just cant get it done. The biggest problem with this team is not Mike Singletary but instead Alex Smith. Yesterday was his best game of the year and they still lost. In the games before yesterday he had a shitty QB rating, for example 65.6 rating at Atlanata. If you plan on going to the playoffs Mr.Smith you need much improvement. Same goes for the Cowfaggots (random). They need to get their shit together fast, this NFC contender is sure looking like a bad team that will struggle to get .500 this season. Overall, from a fan's point of view. this week has been fun so far. The upsets are wild, and the teams are inconsistent. Tonights game will probably add to the excitement to this week, Randy Moss showing back up in Minnesota and taking another trip to Revis Island. Check back tomorrow for a full week 5 analysis.

Week 5

We are in for a great week in football. The big story coming on Monday night, that being Randy Moss playing for the Vikings. He will be the second player in history to play on consecutive Monday Night games. As I said early this week I like the Jets in that game. Now I told you that I would decide on the Rams game at Detroit. I like the Rams in this game, the first time they will have three consecutive wins since 2006. But no one gives a shit about this game, even though it has potential to be a awesome game or possibly even a shoot out. Any way here are the rest of my picks this week, lets go football!

Rest of weeks predictions below, winning team larger and bolder (WARNING: This weeks results could be ugly)

@Buffalo vs Jacksonville Sun 10/10 01:00pm

@Cincinnati vs Tampa Bay Sun 10/10 01:00pm

Atlanta vs @Cleveland Sun 10/10 01:00pm

@Detroit vs St. Louis Sun 10/10 01:00pm

@Indianapolis vs Kansas City Sun 10/10 01:00pm

Green Bay vs @Washington Sun 10/10 01:00pm

@Carolina vs Chicago Sun 10/10 01:00pm

@Baltimore vs Denver Sun 10/10 01:00pm

@Houston vs New York (NYG) Sun 10/10 01:00pm

New Orleans vs @Arizona Sun 10/10 04:05pm

@Dallas vs Tennessee Sun 10/10 04:15pm

San Diego vs @Oakland Sun 10/10 04:15pm

@San Francisco vs Philadelphia Sun 10/10 08:20pm

@New York (NYJ) vs Minnesota Mon 10/11 08:30pm

Monday Night Showdown - Vikes @ Gang Green

Keys for Both Teams

New York Jets

• Stick with the ground game - I don't give a shit bout' Jared Allen. LaDainian Tomlinson needs another big game like week fours win over Buffalo. Shonn Green needs to step his game up. These backs combined need at least 200 yards.
  
• Revis Island - Darrelle Revis has a tough man to cover this week, that man is yours truly Randy Moss. This will be the second time this season they meet.
• Mark "Sanchise" Sanchez - This rather average franchise QB needs to get the ball to his targets which he has plenty of. They even this week get the addition of Santonio Holmes.

Minnesota Vikings

• Randy Moss - This new key addition needs to put New England passed him and play the game of football. He didn't look like he wanted to play this season in New England. The struggling Brett Favre is going to be looking for Moss all game, and he better play like a pro.
• Defensive Line - This line needs to control the Jets O-Line and not let it happen the other way around. The Jets will be out and running, the Vikings D-Line will be the first to stop it, and this is key for a Vikings win.
• Adrian Peterson - This man needs to run and catch, Moss should not be the only one receiving this game. He will probably have all the Vikings touchdowns in this game, just cuz I said so (hint: he is on my fantasy team).

The Verdict

This will be a very fun filled game. Moss returns home to Minnesota and just might play like a champ. For this game though, I'm going to have to predict the Jets to win. I feel since they are at home with an incredible defense its just not going to work out for the Vikings. This will be a close game, and very entertaining. Check back tomorrow for the rest of week five picks.

Entertaining Match Ups - Week 5

On Tap This Week
Unlike last week when I said it would be a boring week in football, this time around I see a significant potential for entertainment. I must say last week ended up being mildly entertaining with many upsets uncalled for.

Green Bay Packers @ Washington Redskins
First off I must say I am rather disappointed in Green Bay this season. I must also say I am a die hard Redskins fan, and I will try to be the least bias I can about this match up. Anyway, look at the stat comparison that i stole from NFL.com.

I find it rather odd that the projected NFC champions for this season have a offense that is slightly less than the Redskins that were projected to have a relatively average season. I know the Redskins defense is ranked 31st in the league, the Packers rank 10th, but I believe that the Redskins will win this game. I know it doesn't say much when your QB (McNabb in this case) says that he feels the offenses is coming together and is going to break out soon, but I do believe in the words of McNabb in this case. He is a proven leader and winner and he has faith in his offense. I know Portis is hurt but he didn't do shit to this point in the season. The Packer's have as well lost their starting RB (Grant) for the season. They are also losing Rodgers, its a stretch to say this but it's hilarious. I say this for the reason that he has had a average season so far and is not contending to be an elite QB of the league right now. I mean come on, Kyle Orton is playing better. The Redskins will win this game by a small margin, this game will be very entertaining.

Denver Broncos @ Baltimore Ravens
The Broncos passing game is exceeding all expectations so far this season(Bet Mike Shanahan is mad he left). Kyle Orton is playing like the best QB in the league right now. But we can't forget the number one playing defense which of course belongs to yours truly, the Baltimore Ravens. With Flacco's average offense, the Ravens will win this game. I just don't see the Bronco's offense doing work against the beastly Ravens. This should be a close game but a very exciting one, possibly with some turnovers.

St. Louis Rams @ Detroit Lions
This game is going to be the bees knees, it will be the shit of week 5. Bradford's rookie season is good to say the least, and Hill for the Lion's is not playing half shabby either. This game could be the game of the week, with a lot of offense and a shit load of LOL's. I still don't have a clear prediction on this game, check back on Saturday when I release the full prediction's for week 5.

Done Deal - Randy Moss

The Facts
Oh Randy, the pain in the ass he was for New England. It was an easy decision for Belichick and New England, Randy was not playing like he wanted to be there this season. He had a whopping zero catches in Monday night's game against Miami, and a few arguments that were simply not necessary. Oh, did I mention Rabdy is going back to Minnesota where he started his career. He now is receiving passes from the legendary Brett Favre. Will the Vikings perform better now? Tis' the question pondered by all. My answer is, well, just a little. Lets face the facts here, Brett Favre is on the elderly side of pro football, and having a horrific season so far. Sydney Rice is injured and will be back soon, so Moss is a good replacement. Will Moss be number one when Rice is back? Well that depends on how well Moss learns his new playbook.

The Verdict
This is a win win for both Patriots and Vikings if you ask me. The Patriots already having defensive issues holding them back this season, let me make this point clear. It just seems to me that their offense takes no major hit, so their problems are still the same. Its simple reasoning in this situation, Welker had already been taking over Moss for the number one spot in New England. New England also has Hernandez and Edelman as deep threats, as well as upcoming Woodhead. The Patriots I believe can find a way to win without Moss. This does not mean Super Bowl caliber, which they are not, but its fine for now as long as they tender their new up and comers. The Vikings win as well in this trade, I don't know if literally they will win, only time will tell. My gut feeling with the Vikings is Favre can't take them deep in the play offs anymore. This one year difference from last year has shown major age on Favre's skill. I say think this is good for the Vikings by reason that they add a decent receiver which they lacked so far this season (due to injury). Favre can still throw to wide open receivers which they hope Moss can make possible. In conclusion Adrian Peterson (random) will be the factor that will march the Vikings into the playoffs, if any at all. Back to Patriots; they gain a draft pick that Belichick greatly wanted. The Patriots had low expectations anyways this season; even though I feel they are slightly better than that. The Patriots are not deeply impacted in this trade, the media is portraying this situation as detrimental to a team that they had early said to be not playoff caliber. I spot some contradiction here.

Week 4 Analysis

Analysis
I originally thought this week would contain no entertainment, but boy was I wrong. My predictions for this week were decent, but I at least thought I would get 10. Of course this has not happened since week 1, leaving me at 9-5 this week. Those damn Colts, who I still find amazing, lost to the JAGUARS?!?!?!. Those upsets no one sees coming are a bitch. I do give props to my man Jack Del Rio and Josh Scobee. Scobee (Jacksonville's kicker) had a game winning 59 yard field goal to beat the Colts. Who would have thought the severe underdog Jaguars would be the beastly Colts. Not me. Monday night's game was my favorite game of the week. The Patriots @ Miami was the event, and it turns out my prediction, the Patriots, won. They are now the first team to score a rushing, passing, interception return, kick return, and blocked field goal return for a touchdown in one game. It is essential to add the fact that out of the twenty-two players starting on both sides of the ball for the Pats, 14 of them are rookies. The special teams of the Pat's was ridiculously amazing lead by Patrick Chung. Chung had 5 combined tackles on D, one interception for a touchdown, a blocked punt and a blocked field goal. The 5'7" Danny Woodhead and powerful BenJarvus Green-Ellis lead the Pats in a stellar ground game. No one knew who these backs were, well hardly, and they had breakout performances each having one touchdown Monday night. This Woodhead guy now has 2 touchdowns this year and Tom Brady(Pats QB, 2 time SB MVP) hardly even knows his name. Miami on the other hand looked atrocious, lead by Chad Henne and his three interception. Three interception's is three too many for one game, but even worse was their special teams lines allowing two blocked kicks which is two too many for a lifetime. The dolphins need to get their heads out of their asses and live up to the high expectations they head for this season. My Skins won like I said but the Steeler's lost, barley. Not going to lie, Flacco (Raven's QB) had a nice pass on that game winning throw to T.J. Houshmandzadeh. In conclusion it was another fun week in this NFL season

Players of the Week

• Josh Scobee, JAX, game winning 59 yard field goal
  
• Patrick Chung, NE, great game on ST's and D
• Donovan McNabb, WAS, won under pressure in Philly for a great homecoming game
• LaDainian Tomlinson, NYJ, the old man can still do it

Bust of the Week

• Chad Henne, MIA, three interceptions and to get benched in a divisional game.C'Mon Man
  

Who's Better? Texans or Colts?

The Facts
The AFC South may be interesting this year, usually we see the colts 4-0 this time of the year. That is not the case of course and they are currently tied for last in the division with the Jags and Titans. This leaves one team left not tied with a 2-2 record, this of course being the Houston Texans. The Texans are 3-1 and appear to be one of the leagues super bowl contenders, or not? The problem I see with the Texans is that their defense currently ranks dead last in the league. This D allows and average 25.5 points a game and 408 yards total offense. Now on the other hand, their rival the colts are ranked 24th in the league for overall defense. The colts only allow opposing offenses an average of 23 points and 367 yards a game. In conclusion their defenses are shit. Now I feel bad for the 49ers now being 0-4 but having a better defense then both the Colts and the Texans. So, their defenses having nothing to do with their success, this means it must be their offenses. Let me mention that Arian Foster is currently in his 2nd season in the NFL. I say this by reason, well, he might just be extremely incredible in years to come. But, is the Texans offense good enough to win over the colts for a division title? The Texans are ranked 2nd in the league for total offense, averaging 27 points and 415.5 yards per game. The colts are a close 3rd in the league for total offense, averaging 29.2 {more than the Texans(LOL)} and 411 yards per game. As inferred the Texans have a (so far to be) amazing running back, Arian Foster. Arian very much carries the ground game on his back getting virtually no assistance from the useless Steve Slaton. The Colts have a similar situation, accept the fact Joseph Addai is not nearly as good as Foster but decent enough to win. The Texans ground game is better than the colts but the air game is very close and needs to be decided on ones personal opinion. Before we get to the passing game let me inform you that both teams have sensational quarter backs, Texans having Matt Schaub and Colts having the incredible (perhaps best of all time) Peyton Manning. Enough said on that. The Colts receiving core consist of Reggie Wayne, Austin Collie and the great Dallas Clark. Arguably the leagues best receiving core, and they currently rank 2nd in the league reviving. The Texans on the other hand rank 8th in the league reviving with targets, Andre Johnson, Kevin Walter and Owen Daniels. Both teams have the ability to strike deep and annihilate defenses.

The Verdict
To me it is a clear and cut decision to chose the Colts. My reasoning is partially because of winning, in recent years the Colts have been known to win; especially since they had a super bowl appearance last season. Houston to this point has no legacy, so they have no edge in this category. The biggest reason why I pick the Colts over the Texans is the minor deity, Peyton Manning. He is known to some as the smartest and greatest quarterback the game has ever seen. With one Super Bowl MVP already he has the edge over Schaub's capabilities. Don't get me wrong, both of these teams are playoff bound. I just see the Colts as more convincing and able to win games, therefore take their division.














Minor Deity, Peyton Manning

Week 4

Big match ups today, yyayayayyaayay who gives a shit. MickyNabb is going back to city of Philly. Don't fret now, we know the Redskins will win. Our other big match up is Baltimore @ Pitt. See, the last I heard was that Joe Flacco was not performing up to par, and I also hear the Steelers are 3-0. Imma take the Steelers in this one just cuz. BTW I don't predict scores cuz no one gets them right (well hardly). I see a boring week of football coming up with little to no upsets except maybe the Rams beating the Seahawks.

Rest of weeks predictions below, winning team larger and bolder

@Atlanta vs San Francisco Sun 10/03 01:00pm

New York (NYJ) vs @Buffalo Sun 10/03 01:00pm

Cincinnati vs @Cleveland Sun 10/03 01:00pm

@Green Bay vs Detroit Sun 10/03 01:00pm

@Tennessee vs Denver Sun 10/03 01:00pm

Seattle vs @St. Louis Sun 10/03 01:00pm

@New Orleans vs Carolina Sun 10/03 01:00pm

@Pittsburgh vs Baltimore Sun 10/03 01:00pm

Houston vs @Oakland Sun 10/03 04:05pm

Indianapolis vs @Jacksonville Sun 10/03 04:05pm

@Philadelphia vs Washington Sun 10/03 04:15pm

@San Diego vs Arizona Sun 10/03 04:15pm

@New York (NYG) vs Chicago Sun 10/03 08:20pm

New England vs @Miami Mon 10/04 08:30pm